Thursday Night, Hillary Clinton will take the stage to accept the 2016 Democratic Party nomination to be President of the United States and give a speech that is shorter than Donald’s racist diatribe last week. Here is the drinking game I’ll be playing.  Make suggestions for additional rules in the comments.

1 Drink each time Hillary does or says

• “Delete Your Account”
• email
• 3 a.m. phone call
• responsible gun policy
• Likens herself to the common man/woman
• “Middle Class”
• When she mentions an issue she has flipped positions on (N
  • Bonus drink if she mentions changing positions
• “Deal me in”
• “Woman’s Card”
• “Vote your conscience”
  • Bonus drink if she mention’s Ted Cruz at the same time
• She speaks in Spanish (Do a shot of Tequilla)
• Build Bridges not Walls
• “and let me tell you…”

2 Drinks each time Hillary does or says

• Points out that Maine East is the greatest high school (Go Demons!)

Finish your drink each time Hillary does or says

• Explains how to administer an email server.
• Admits to pulling the trigger